Let’s dig into Garland v. VanDerstok, a case that has the Supreme Court discussing ghost guns—using omelets as an analogy. Yes, really.

Here’s the deal: the ATF decided to classify unfinished gun parts, like frames and receivers, as “firearms.” Their goal? Combatting “ghost guns,” or homemade firearms that lack serial numbers. But the ATF’s logic? If it looks like a gun or could become one, it’s a gun.

Justice Alito wasn’t buying it.

During the hearing, Alito asked a critical question: If I have eggs, ham, and peppers, is that a western omelet? The answer, of course, is no—it’s just ingredients. His point? Just having parts doesn’t make the whole. Just like unfinished gun parts aren’t firearms.

Justice Barrett chimed in, asking if Hello Fresh ingredients change the game. The ATF said “kinda,” which just highlighted how absurd their argument was.

Justice Gorsuch nailed it—Congress defines “firearm” precisely, and unfinished parts don’t count. The government even agreed with this in 2021. Now, they’re shifting the rules.

If the ATF can redefine what a firearm is, where does it stop?

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