Shooting a machine gun should be a post birth canal joy ride requirement. There is just something very un-American about not shooting a machine gun before you die. Now that Lebron has gotten that championship under his belt, it only makes since he start ticking other boxes on his bucket list. Maybe he should just be a real man and buy one. I’m sure he can afford it, “Let me get that Ferrari, Private Jet, and oh, let me get that M249 too”.

I know one thing I can do better tha LeBron James.

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lebron james M249 SAW Belt-Fed Machine Gun

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