Remember that rich kid from high school you hated? He had a brand new car his freshman year, had all the girls, and everyone liked him. You couldn’t stand him, not because he was rich, had a new car and all the girls wanted him, you hated him because, well, you liked him too. You tried, you really did, but no matter how hard you tried you couldn’t help but like him (how do you fail at being a hater?).
ok, ok, ok, I’ll admit that it can be fairly easy to hate FPS Russia when you compare him to the likes of Hickok45, Nutnfancy (This will be another rant), or the Military Arms Channel. The thing is you have to put FPS Russia in the appropriate box. I listen to Gucci man, Linkin Park (yes, Linkin Park) , and Chriss Botti, but I never compare the two. With FPS Russia you just have to enjoy it for what it is.
Even though I want to how do you hate someone who drives a tank through a McDonalds drive thru, or duel wields two AA-12s? No, seriously, how do you hate someone like that? Sure, FPS Russia can be over the top sometimes, but I find it hard to believe that the little immature part of your soul does not smile with pleasure whenever watching an FPS Russia video.
The Russian accent is terrible, but I don’t want him to stop doing it. I don’t care where he gets his guns from i’m just glad he gets them. I hate that I don’t have access to his guns, but that goes without saying. In the end I had to be real with myself, I hate FPS Russia because because I can’t hate him. Take that to your logic professor.
