Snoop Lion – No Guns Allowed (We Don’t Believe You)
What the hell was this song about? I read the lyrics, I listened to the song, but all I heard was a bunch fairy tales being sung in an pitiful accent. You can’t sing your way to a planetary utopia, they tried that already; Woodstock [...]
HK USP: My “Something About It Gun”
For the last couple of weeks I’ve walked into my local gun store and fingered the same HK USP compact. Lord knows I don’t need it, and the shops price is a bit high for a used USP, but for some reason I can’t help [...]
No One Is Coming For Your Guns!!!!
If I had a dollar for every time some one said to me, “no one’s trying to take your guns” when talking gun control Ide have enough money to afford the price of 22 long rifle right about now. Yet, in 2013 we have two [...]
SNL Gun Control Skit (Toomey-Manchin Amendment)
I’m that guy who laughs with everyone else if someone rags on me and it’s actually funny. I don’t take myself that seriously (neither does she). Although the issue of gun control is serious business (See:The internet), I believe in laughing at ourselves sometimes, because [...]
New York permit holder arrested for having too many Bullets
So, this guy was arrested after a traffic stop because his gun contained two more rounds than the seven allowed in the state of New York. Think about that for a second. You’re driving along minding your own business when you’re pulled over for a [...]
– Colion Noir (Glock 30s in 65 Words or Less)
Why I need a subcompact 45 when I carry a 9mm is beyond me. Get this thing in a Gen 4 grip texture and i'll sell my soul for it, but for the Gen 3 texture, my left leg will do. Show me a more [...]
Range Rover vs Tank
I am that guy that says truck when he actually means SUV. I got to be honest, I am not a huge Range Rover Sport fan, but the Range Rover full size makes my underpants tingle (So does the Ford Raptor). Say what you want [...]
2 Jersey Senators & A Cup of Fail
"We need a bill that is going to Confiscate, Confiscate, Confiscate." "They want to keep the guns out of the hands of the bad guys, but they don't have any regulations to do it." "They don't care about the bad guys. All they want to [...]
My Interview w/ GUNS.com
The guy's at GUNS.com are some cool guys. I had to give them a lil sh*t for being the first people to grab the GUNS.com domain (Read: Jealousy). I did a ton of interviews that day and I really worried about sounding like a broken record, but [...]
Sheila Jackson Lee (Fail)
Don’t condemn the gangbangers, they’ve got guns that are trafficked — that are not enforced, that are straw purchased and they come into places even that have strong gun laws.
Safety Nazi Alert: Honey Cocaine – Me N My Toolie (NSFW)
Sigh, it’s always the cute ones. Honey Cocaine (yes, that’s her actual stage name) is like Tori Nonaka and Karrueche Tran’s evil twin sister (love me some Karrueche). I wanted to shoot myself after watching this video, but that meant this would have been the [...]
NRA News Commentators Episode 8 “Coloring the Issue” (After Action Report)
I think I had the most fun making this video than all the other NRA news videos i’ve made. In many ways this was my response to Russell Simmons coming at me on twitter. I don’t think I will ever get used to shooting videos with 12+ [...]
Mr Colion Noir Unloads His Carry Gun Every Night!?!
There was a wee little bit of controversy over one of my NRA News Commentator videos where I stated I unload my gun every night when I get home. You would of thought I said I like to have sex with midgets on the weekends [...]
High Capacity Magazine PSA (Video)
These types of videos have an extreme talent for being really cheesy. As much as I love Glocks, they win the award for the cheesiest self defense commercials ever made. However, this PSA from MB Studio Production on high capacity magazines started that way, but [...]
What Happens When You Don’t BAN Guns (Video)
I keep saying it, when you ban guns, disparity or force becomes the name of the game for criminals. It’s nothing to get a few guys together to commit a home invasion, rape, robbery, beating, killing, what have you. Owning guns for self defense is [...]
SIRT Training Pistol Initial Thoughts
I’ve been crying about getting a SIRT pistol for a while now. Thanks to the good people at F3 Tactical I was able to get my hands on one. The top of the line SIRT Pistol is $439.00. Yes, for the price of a real gun [...]
I Fondle My Double Action / Single Action Handguns More
Recently, I bought an HK p30. Even though they hate me and think I suck I love HK. Don’t let HK fool you, kind of like Cassie and Diddy’s relationship, they may not publicly claim us civilians, but they quietly love us. Why else would [...]
New Range/Course Shoes… Nike Zoom Meriwether
As an Urban Gun Enthusiast I am unapologetically a city boy. I eat way too much fast food, have more gadgets than sense , and my only car is a sports car (I need a truck). However, when you add the Gun aspect to Urban [...]
Manny Pacquiao Fires Heavy Weaponry In Mexico
Came across this video on The Gun Wire while doing my daily blog Roll. Considering the war zone that is certain parts of Mexico, Manny had to be taken under heavy police escort just to go “bang bang”. It begs the question, would you keep [...]
Smith & Wesson Introduces New M&P Pro Series C.O.R.E. Pistols
Just in time for the “Obama Is Going to Take Our Guns and turn them into license plates” era, Smith and Wesson introduces the M&P Pro Series C.O.R.E. Pistols. I love me some M&Ps, but I got to say, It seems like the Pro Series [...]
No Love for Loaded Chamber Indicators?
What is with the unbridled hatred for loaded chamber indicators? You can’t watch a review of a gun containing a loaded chamber indicator without the reviewer going on a ten second tangent on how they can’t stand the loaded chamber indicator. Even Brandon from Monderno [...]
The Urban Gun Enthusiast Book Shelf (Video)
Wife love furniture but hate guns, want to hide you’re bang bangs from the career home invader, well the folks at Q Line Design got you covered. I am all for guns and gadgets and I definitely love the idea of hiding in plane sight. I don’t [...]
T-Dog Needs A New Gun…
I know, I know, I know, you’re wondering who the hell is T-Dog?!? Well if you’re a fan of the walking dead you might know him as the invisible black guy on the show. Now in it’s third season T-Dog has managed to make it [...]
AK-47 America’s New Weapon of Choice
There is no secret about the fact that I love my AKs. However, in America I still think the AR is the golden child of most Americans and will probably remain that way. There is just too much bad blood between Americans and the AK [...]
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